Sunday, August 26, 2007

Randomness is the best!

So today's blog really doesn't have a specific topic, and after no writing for a few days my writing creativity has slightly diminished.Fear not people of blogger worlds for this is only temporary. So in this random blog I will update you to my weekend....sit back and hold on kids here we go:

Friday Night
I decided to stay in and finish my last brokers class since I had procrastinated the whole year, I felt this was a good time to actually get down to business. So I diligently worked on the class and finished. I logged on to a dating site (yes i am on a dating site) and received an IM from a guy who was not only really cute but ohh so nice.. we chatted exchanged phone numbers and he called we had been talking for about 3 hours (yes I am surprised as well) before i noticed the dog (Jack ) came in rubbing his face on the couch and to my surprise brought in a stench with him. Once again this lovable puppy had been skunked. So not wanting to hang up the phone... I forced myself since Jack does come first. I quickly threw Jack in the bathtub and rinsed him off. Then I realized the whole house was permeated with skunk odor...in to which I too was struck by o le pepe lepue de toilet...Since it was now about 1am I ran over to CVS to pick up douche(little tip douche works well for skunk removal odor on dogs and people)...So i walked into CVS and picked up

1)4 boxes of douche
2)1 handle of vodka
3)razor refills
4)vinegar

The man at the checkout looked at my items and laughed and said "wow you are some wild girl" I could see why he thought that since I had so much douche but I did clarify the dog had been skunked and that I was not that promiscuous. So I came back douched the dog, and put vinegar out to absorb the smell. I called back boy and talked till 4 am...Woke up Saturday super tired.

Saturday

I must share with you that I did semi learn how to play blackjack...my boss,his wife, and best friends had a poker night. The buy in was 5 dollars playing 10 cent chips.. 1 fuzzy navel and 2 diet cokes later with 3 hours from start to finish i came out of the game with 31.80-5.00=+26.80.... I must admit that was quite a good night for me..Other than poker I did nothing it was great!

Sunday.

For me today although slow was a great day.. My friend Eddie from Riverside came over with his kids and we had a Pizzarty (pizza+party=pizzarty) Dustin came up with that word he was here too... We watched sponge bob ate pizza and then conversed. Eddie left Dustin and I took a nap and then we decided to walk to Golden Spoon and at the same time walk Jack. Its currently 12am and I am ready for bed.


The weekend update:
The weekend was alot calmer that most weekends and I am happy.


Word of the day:Pizzarty

2 comments:

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