Today as I was having lunch with Bec... I checked my mail thanks to my Motorola Q and saw that my college was soliciting money endowments basically leaving money to the school if you die. So I was talking with Bec and decided that if I was ever a millionaire, I would so have the Yvette Pacheco scholarship fund. Most scholarships have you write an essay on something like:
What do you want to do in life?
Who influenced you growing up?
Whose your role model?
Stuff like that and then they choose the most influencial essay and award them money. Or they ask for an essay and then your GPA.
Not me if I had a scholarships fund I think I would just have a few pages of questions that you answer and then I would award the money.So here goes...the questions to my possibly receive my scholarship.
What is your favorite kool-aid flavor and why?
If you were a fruit what fruit would you be?
Spell Petroleum....
What comes next...1.2.3.4?
what kind of soda would you be?
Do you have children?
How many children do you want to have?
What are your thoughts on poop?
Other than jelly and bananas what else goes well with peanut butter?
Do you dislike someone and why?
Now you might ask why these questions..my answer is because I can, also i know I am going to get those people who are going to try to be very intellectual on these questions but i would pick the guy with the most spelling errors..why because they are the one that need the most help and if they dont marry money(ie the smart kid) they are going to be selling oranges on the side of the road. I would also have fun reading all the answers lol
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