The Real Duck Tales

Hmm is this how Uncle Scrooge made his money? off an insurance claim..watch it and comment.

Great Video

Why do we do what we do?

Ok todays blog not so interesting... but I found myself asking why do we do what we do?...As you may all know I am boy crazy..there has not been one day I don't think about boys, dates, making out, I am worse than a 15 yr old girl. Anyways.. I have been seeing on and off a guy named Tom aka fish boy for those of you who know the nicknames..since I have so many boys they need nicknames to differentiate between each other. As those of you may also know tom..not the nicest guy in the world..he has that European arrogance to him..you know the one where he thinks he is better than anyone..I know I know you ask what the hell are you doing with him...I dont know..its not like I see myself long term with this guy, nor do I see myself marrying him, the relationship isnt about sex (we haven't had any), we just go out and make out and sleep in bed together..I think its just the comfort level of having someone lay next to you and hold you tight and hes very affectionate...and when I hang out with him I feel safe and wanted..hmm I don't know this is so confusing..damn boys...ok that is all had to get it off my chest..please comment with suggestions

Are we ever happy?

When we are

young (Ages 2-11) we complain about showers, bedtimes, snacks we cant have before dinner, not getting the toy we want and we pout and cry and throw tantrums

as pre teen/teenagers(12-18)We argue about curfews, not having the right car, always trying to convince your parents that so and so can do it why cant we, dressing the way you want to dress, not having money, having a job an believing that we are entitled to do what we want

young adults 18-21, if we havent moved out we threaten that we are, we bicker about having bills, stress about school, stress about relationships and friends,

as adults 22-30, we are unhappy with relationships, unhappy with jobs, still stressing about bills still stressing about relationships and friends, for some we have kids for others theres families to maintain

we move to 30-50 we are unhappy with friends, and spouses, children not treating you right, the dogs puking on the carpet, bills still stressing you out, college fund and vacations

50-80 we are unhappy about the damn youth who is rotting their brains on MTV, no appreciation for work, youth having it easy, stressing about social security, children no longer caring about us makes us bitter, the fact that people tell us that we cant drive after a certain age makes you disgruntle...

80+- not being able to function without someone hounding you that you cant do it yourself...

Think about it..are you ever truly happy? Or do we trick ourselves into believing everything is ok..

This was not a downer blog...but I was in a thinking mood after having dinner with about 10 senior citizens who were yelling at each other across the table..

Silence can be Deadly

Once again I write...yes yes I know I just wrote a blog like 2 secs ago but hey its my blog and I feel inspired. For those of you who don't know.. I work in property management and well its not a hard job but more like time consuming. (then again I am writing a blog during work hours) Anyway..I realized today I need some kind of interaction with people...my co-worker who I will name "the duck" for privacy purposes has gone off to get married..yay ok not really a yay..why you ask am I not happy???????????????????????????????? Let me tell you I am going nuts in the office..granted there were times we didn't speak to each other and all you would hear is the tap tap tap tap tap of the keyboard and the occasional music video we would find on you tube or where ever but then there were times we get all analytical about stuff like poop...lol..All in all I do miss my co-worker...I sometimes think I forgot how to speak..then I go an call myself on the cell phone to leave a message to make sure I havent lost my speech..my most exciting day now is when I get to see Anwar our pest control guy cause I get some interaction. Ok that is all...the silence of the office is going to kill me.

Men in trees/Vibrators outside the window

Today at 7:10am I was laying in bed thinking ohh god that chicken I ate last night is giving me the shimmies..well considering it gave me the shimmies and the shakes the whole night before and now I feel dehydrate. My lips are super dry and chapped, my mouth is dry and my skin is flaking..yup I am dehydrated...but enough about feeling like crap. I was lying in bed and all of a sudden I heard something that resembled a vibrator a loud one..then I heard another one....then another one..I laid in bed thinking am I delusional and I am now hearing vibrators....so I look outside and I see 3 men in the trees that are right behind the wall. They were up there cutting the branches off the trees and so I open the curtain and the man looks right at me and smiles...hmm good thing I wasnt naked..either they would be trying to stare of I would have blinded them resulting in a murder lol..Yeah this story not so interesting..i'll admit it sounded 10 times better in my head..then again I feel ill so I dont care so shut your pie hole lol

The Yvette Pacheco Scholarship Fund

Today as I was having lunch with Bec... I checked my mail thanks to my Motorola Q and saw that my college was soliciting money endowments basically leaving money to the school if you die. So I was talking with Bec and decided that if I was ever a millionaire, I would so have the Yvette Pacheco scholarship fund. Most scholarships have you write an essay on something like:
What do you want to do in life?
Who influenced you growing up?
Whose your role model?
Stuff like that and then they choose the most influencial essay and award them money. Or they ask for an essay and then your GPA.

Not me if I had a scholarships fund I think I would just have a few pages of questions that you answer and then I would award the money.So here goes...the questions to my possibly receive my scholarship.


What is your favorite kool-aid flavor and why?

If you were a fruit what fruit would you be?

Spell Petroleum....

What comes next...1.2.3.4?

what kind of soda would you be?

Do you have children?

How many children do you want to have?

What are your thoughts on poop?

Other than jelly and bananas what else goes well with peanut butter?

Do you dislike someone and why?


Now you might ask why these questions..my answer is because I can, also i know I am going to get those people who are going to try to be very intellectual on these questions but i would pick the guy with the most spelling errors..why because they are the one that need the most help and if they dont marry money(ie the smart kid) they are going to be selling oranges on the side of the road. I would also have fun reading all the answers lol