Hello Happy People of Blogger World

Hello Happy People,
Well this is my first "official" blog entry... I am quite excited to say.... well today as I was at work i realized my life sucks. I know I know..you are probably thinking what the hell is she talking about...my own life sucks and is probably worse.lol well maybe your not thinking that but I can assume what I want to assume. Anyway back to my problems...so I realized hmmm do I want to continue my job..

Job Desciption...
Assistant Property Manager/Accountant/Real Estate Agent/Office Bitch
I sit in an office thats as big as my restroom at home with three other people... I am slowly becoming claustrophobic. My chair is lower than the desk and there are boxes everywhere..and I mean everywhere... it looks like a hurricane hit the office and had no mercy. The people that work in the office(excluding the people that are in my direct office) have sticks up their asses...I kid you not they even walk funny from the pressure of the stick so far up their anuses that i believe its creating a rash. lol...

Really now..I never really pictured myself as someone who was someones office bitch... I think when I envisioned graduating college I envisioned having an office somewhere and having my own bitch..currently not the case. Maybe I should become a personal assistant and be paid to actually be someones bitch and it probably pays more...
I know this isnt making sense then again its my blog it doesn't need to....


So future job possibilities

Lion Trainer-Im sure I can train a lion before I am lunch
Golf Ball fetcher-i would probably get discounts
Porn Star-wait i am not that comfortable with myself
Pole Dancer-been there done that tips arent that great
Food Tester-i am fat...dont need more food
Anthropologist-umm i love my curling iron and hot showers
Youth Leader-Would you trust me with you kids?

Hmm well till I figure this out i'll stick with what I have..If you have any Suggestions Please post a comment

PS...
WORD of the DAY is.....Douche